I'm some sort of entity.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
chunk-your-guts

Anonymous asked:

You are the worst person I have ever interacted with. Get out of my sights and delete your blog, post haste. - Steve the Squirrel

chunk-your-guts answered:

LMAO Fake

deceit100

Yeah don’t send fucking hate anons to people in my name. Just say everyone knows, this is a main blog so I have no reason to sign an anonymous ask, I can just send a regular one. Also I don’t really use this account anymore except when people dm me asking why I’m spamming their inbox.

wizardlywarblings

Can you imagine if like

Deceit's a human lie detector but he can also fool lie detectors.

Imagine one day the sides are fed up with trying to figure him out and are like. "You. Here. Now." and make him do a lie detector test and Deceit pretends to be worried about it when in reality he's dying inside imagining all the weird shit he can say and pass it off as truth.

He starts off with telling everyone his name's Logan and pretends they're talking to him when they ask Logan (who's administering the test) something, which becomes irritating right away.

Then he goes on an hour long rant about how he's actually the most important side and that without him Thomas would not be able to function, that the so called dark sides are actually the good ones while the light sides are the bad influences, dropping random things like that Roman stole Logan's last crofters jar (in reality he stole it), Virgil is afraid of guitars, that he his real form is a snake and he just becomes human out of necessity, and whatever weird thing he can make up on the spot. After a bit the sides are like "as interesting as that rant was we need to get back on track" then Logan looks up and says "guys he's telling the truth" and everyone collectively flips out.

Bonus points is Virgil actually knows what's going on and doesn't say anything because he finds the whole thing hilarious.

wizardlywarblings

@deceit100 This Is Probably True

deceit100

Not a post about me but that’s ok because at least the first bit is true but I don’t know who those people are